The Adams: Winter Gala

FuNNy PaGEs FrOM mY KiDs

Karlee's poem, "mary, mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow? With Silver shells & Taco Bells!"
When asking Cannon if he wanted his steak medium, he replied "Heck No, I want it Large."
Cannon said "Mom, I'm allergic to cookies that DON'T have chocolate chips in them!"
"Mom, our voice is on low and medium, but I think Karlee is always stuck on LOUD!"
I asked Cannon if he had a lot of friends at school. He said "YEAH, but I can't remember there names." I said "Oh, well are they boy or girl friends?" He said "Just boys!" I said "How come you don't have any girl friends?" He replied " Well mom, girls talk TOO much!"
Cannon ran inside "Mom, a mosquito pee'd on me!" I said "How do you know?" "Because I can smell it!" "What does it smell like?" "Rotten bones" "Okay Cannon!"
Cannon said this in a panic..."Dad don't let Karlee bite your finger, she's got a Rex-T tooth!"
"Mom if you scratch my back, I'll LET you make me french toast for breakfast."
"Mom you should try this bacon, it tastes like chocolate milk, except its pork that comes from a pig!"
"Mom, why do you always forget things sometimes?"
"Mom, hurry quick, I need the fly slapper"
A:Cannon said "Mommy you can't hear Karlee berry good because you have long hair in your ears."